<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199</id><updated>2011-08-01T18:23:59.772+01:00</updated><category term='videos'/><category term='estrunfe'/><category term='SEAT'/><category term='riso'/><category term='pornografia'/><title type='text'>Mete lá a mão... Mete, mete!!</title><subtitle type='html'>De todas as parvoices à face da terra, o Estrunfe é o autor com maior contribuição....</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>38</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-4927455865278315997</id><published>2010-07-01T23:55:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-07-01T23:57:47.490+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dança do Limbo</title><content type='html'>Como não me apetece escrever, como quase sempre acontece, deixo aqui um video de uma dança do limbo bastante dificil e até custa a acreditar...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dNZocat6NJE&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?rel=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/4927455865278315997'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/07/danca-do-limbo.html' title='Dança do Limbo'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-897014056575059133</id><published>2010-05-31T23:21:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2010-05-31T23:25:58.943+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Truques...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;object width="580" height="360"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PDG1mDCfoBo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PDG1mDCfoBo&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="580" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Navegando no YouTube deparei-me com este vídeo do programa da Ellen, que por vezes até vejo, e tinha de partilhar para todos terem a mesma sensação que eu tive à primeira.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Tentem acompanhar a história do moço e apreciam um belo truque que deixa qualquer um de boca aberta... e demora a fechar!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-897014056575059133?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/897014056575059133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=897014056575059133' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/897014056575059133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/897014056575059133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/05/truques.html' title='Truques...'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-6908767563345228951</id><published>2010-05-31T11:15:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-05-31T11:24:31.485+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Rally de Portugal</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/TAOORn_AaoI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ySbMTD_h3NE/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-05-31+at+11.16.15.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 251px; height: 113px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/TAOORn_AaoI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ySbMTD_h3NE/s320/Screen+shot+2010-05-31+at+11.16.15.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5477378005254826626" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fraquinho fraquinho fraquinho...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;e não sou o único a pensar isso... na viagem de regresso eis que passa um Bravo castanho de tanto pó com uma mensagem única mas verdadeira... "Já não há Rally como antigamente..."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Para que não restem (grandes) dúvidas:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;1º - Citroen&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;2º - Citroen&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;3º - Citroen&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;4º - Ford&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;5º - Citroen&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ai as saudades dos Evo Vs Impreza....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-6908767563345228951?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6908767563345228951/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=6908767563345228951' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6908767563345228951'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6908767563345228951'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/05/rally-de-portugal.html' title='Rally de Portugal'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/TAOORn_AaoI/AAAAAAAAAC0/ySbMTD_h3NE/s72-c/Screen+shot+2010-05-31+at+11.16.15.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-3287176390185801961</id><published>2010-05-24T11:00:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2010-05-24T11:00:47.737+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Crise…</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;Confesso que estou um pouco farto desta treta toda da crise…&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;Confesso que começo até a ficar preocupado com toda esta crise…&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;Mas há umas coisas que me preocupam ainda mais:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;Todos criticam o Sr. Eng. José Sócrates pelo estado do país e pelo caminho que nos está a levar.. Bancarrota dizem!!!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;Mas, mas…&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;Se a oposição e ou PR não mandam o PM para a rua é porque:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;- Concordam com todas as políticas de fundo do governo, aprovam o que é necessário, chumbam e chateiam os homens nos restantes decretos só porque sim, ou;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;- A crise não é assim tão grande como pintam e o cenário de bancarrota é imaginário, ou;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;- A nossa oposição também não quer ser eleita em eleições antecipadas, meter-se em toda esta confusão, e então dedica-se somente a criticar (leia-se desgastar) o governo até melhores dias virem, ou;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;- A nossa oposição tem razão mas não está minimamente interessada em "salvar" Portugal e deixa o Sócrates levar o País para a Bancarrota …&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"&gt;E a culpa desta crise toda é mesmo do Sócrates?!?!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-3287176390185801961?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/3287176390185801961/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=3287176390185801961' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/3287176390185801961'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/3287176390185801961'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/05/crise.html' title='Crise…'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-8602782533372290297</id><published>2010-05-24T10:35:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-05-24T10:36:54.055+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Queres Obrar?!?!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/S_pIh97WoUI/AAAAAAAAACs/HQ_Oh6-6vmc/s1600/-img3221-4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 239px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/S_pIh97WoUI/AAAAAAAAACs/HQ_Oh6-6vmc/s320/-img3221-4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5474768045418651970" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Para problemas intestinais bebe Imperial!!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Funciona!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-8602782533372290297?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8602782533372290297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=8602782533372290297' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/8602782533372290297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/8602782533372290297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/05/queres-obrar.html' title='Queres Obrar?!?!'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/S_pIh97WoUI/AAAAAAAAACs/HQ_Oh6-6vmc/s72-c/-img3221-4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-4227421001598896241</id><published>2010-05-24T10:00:00.004+01:00</published><updated>2010-05-24T10:06:21.319+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Para começar bem a semana...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/7xr82RHyCj8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/7xr82RHyCj8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Acho este video genial, sei que nao é original mas está muito bom apesar dos fracos recursos, mas que aguçam a arte e o engenho...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ah e reparem no pormenor dos ténis, pareciam mesmo colocados para receber as moedinhas mas não... o artista quer o sucesso e pensa em grande, então colocou uma lata de 20l para receber muitas moedas e notas...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-4227421001598896241?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4227421001598896241/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=4227421001598896241' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/4227421001598896241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/4227421001598896241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/05/para-comecar-bem-semana.html' title='Para começar bem a semana...'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-5843777542116514705</id><published>2010-05-20T23:09:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-05-20T23:29:04.917+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Unidos para sempre...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Hoje vi &lt;a href="http://www.publico.pt/Sociedade/estudo-revela-aumento-de-portugueses-e-espanhois-partidarios-de-uniao-iberica_1438173"&gt;isto&lt;/a&gt; e nos dias que correm acho interessante, senão vejamos:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ficaremos numa Federação Ibérica dentro de uma União Europeia dentro da Europa, qualquer dia só faltava ficarmos dentro de Espanha dentro da União Europeia a sustentar Espanha para esta ir ao fundo depois de nós.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Será uma união útil também, porque na situação de crise em que estamos iremos melhorar, passaremos a ser uma Federação em grave crise e não Portugal em crise, talvez sejamos menos falados e as denominadas agências de &lt;i&gt;rating &lt;/i&gt;nos coloquem em melhor posto.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Mas não seremos os primeiros a pensar nisso, aliás e para quem está algo atento ao futebol, o senhor Gilberto Madaíl (presidente da Federação Portuguesa de Futebol) já começou a por em prática e somos candidatos com Espanha à organização do Mundial de Futebol que para Portugal traria meia dúzia de joguitos, ah e daqueles menos importantes.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Será mais ou menos como no resto das coisas, primeiro seria Espanha e depois a província. Não que eu seja de acordo ou deixe de ser, mas por agora prefiro que façam uma boa cooperação e esqueçam a cooperação politica ou partidária porque os nossos políticos iam dar uma não muito boa imagem do que se faz em Portugal.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Já agora, quanto ao estudo e suas datas, acho que foi feito pela altura dos protestos de Valença do Minho e que as chamadas foram quase todas para lá, é por agora a melhor explicação que encontro para que se diga que os portugueses estão mais atentos aos problemas de Espanha, maioria nem sequer está atento aos seus problemas ou de Portugal quanto mais Espanha.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Mas estudos são estudos e não os podemos contrariar, apenas com a nossa humilde e fraca opinião, pois eles têm dados para nos esfregar na fuça...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-5843777542116514705?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5843777542116514705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=5843777542116514705' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5843777542116514705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5843777542116514705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/05/unidos-para-sempre.html' title='Unidos para sempre...'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-7569284205170048283</id><published>2010-05-13T11:49:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2010-05-13T11:58:07.976+01:00</updated><title type='text'>VOLTAMOS</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/S-vbLXfZwZI/AAAAAAAAABQ/SMlHp_jfzwg/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-05-13+at+11.57.10+AM.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/S-vbLXfZwZI/AAAAAAAAABQ/SMlHp_jfzwg/s400/Screen+shot+2010-05-13+at+11.57.10+AM.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470707160702370194" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A pedidos de muitos fãs iremos reactivar esta "poia", voltaremos com os nossos espectaculares posts ou não...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-7569284205170048283?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7569284205170048283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=7569284205170048283' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7569284205170048283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7569284205170048283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2010/05/voltamos.html' title='VOLTAMOS'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/S-vbLXfZwZI/AAAAAAAAABQ/SMlHp_jfzwg/s72-c/Screen+shot+2010-05-13+at+11.57.10+AM.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-7647594366383066922</id><published>2008-12-22T23:38:00.004Z</published><updated>2009-01-06T14:08:53.668Z</updated><title type='text'>Jantares de Empresa - Peripécias</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Nesta época existe sempre os belos jantares de empresa, em que mesmo que não queiramos temos de gramar com aquele gajo que passa o ano a entalar-nos, vulgo patrão.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Este ano lá fomos com expectativas algo elevadas depois dos prémios de anos anteriores, saímos um pouco tristes. Devido à crise, compreensivo, a prendinha foi mais modesta e quase sem custos para a empresa.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Espera lá, mas se era para poupar, porque fomos a um restaurante caro comer mal?!?!!?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Se há coisas que por vezes não compreendo, é a gestão à "portuga"... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ah e tal temos de poupar, cortar e racionar custos etc etc. Comecemos pela prenda anual aos funcionários mas no restaurante é que não... senão não impressionamos os administradores....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Conclusão: até para organizar o jantar (que podia ser numa "tasca" com feijoada para todos) existem graxistas, ou pelo menos parecem, só assim explico estas opcções.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-7647594366383066922?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7647594366383066922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=7647594366383066922' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7647594366383066922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7647594366383066922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/jantares-de-empresa-peripcia-i.html' title='Jantares de Empresa - Peripécias'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-7426321591479725019</id><published>2008-12-22T23:32:00.003Z</published><updated>2008-12-22T23:37:31.027Z</updated><title type='text'>Welcome To Macintosh</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Já não é novidade para quem anda no meio mas para os mais desatentos aqui deixo uma lembrança.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Ainda não vi mas não deixarei de ver, visto o nosso blogue ser "Made on Mac", temos de dar conta deste documentário sobre este lindo mundo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Espero que também vocês o vejam e se convertam aos Macintosh e a tudo o que os rodeia pois, quem entra nunca mais sai...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Deixo-vos o Trailer para vos "adoçar a boca"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="264"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LApncvI0d2M&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed 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type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7426321591479725019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/welcome-to-macintosh.html' title='Welcome To Macintosh'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-5890648975111878522</id><published>2008-12-16T13:58:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-16T14:01:57.990Z</updated><title type='text'>Noticia À TVI... ou pior!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Reparem bem que esta noticia podia ter sido em Portugal... com tanta vaca a pastar nas estradas portuguesa!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Agora vejam bem a cara de chateado do "atropelador" a responder às perguntas do reporter... ficou mesmo abalado...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/plWruEJYyRM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/plWruEJYyRM&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-5890648975111878522?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5890648975111878522/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=5890648975111878522' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5890648975111878522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5890648975111878522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/noticia-tvi-ou-pior.html' title='Noticia À TVI... ou pior!!'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-521602480769755367</id><published>2008-12-16T12:26:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-16T12:30:21.567Z</updated><title type='text'>Mais valia estar calado I:</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;Ele há demasiada gente com direito a comentário....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;E comentam, e opinam, e não evoluimos em nada...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Check &lt;a href="http://ultimahora.publico.clix.pt/noticia.aspx?id=1353248&amp;amp;idCanal=12"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt; out!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-521602480769755367?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/521602480769755367/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=521602480769755367' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/521602480769755367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/521602480769755367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/mais-valia-estar-calado-i.html' title='Mais valia estar calado I:'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-5532644281036423298</id><published>2008-12-12T00:09:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-12T00:10:20.864Z</updated><title type='text'>O Nuno foi à Natália...</title><content type='html'>... e só pagou 2 Euros!! &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-5532644281036423298?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5532644281036423298/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=5532644281036423298' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5532644281036423298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5532644281036423298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/o-nuno-foi-natlia.html' title='O Nuno foi à Natália...'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' 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src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zGgPeAew_T0&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;amp;color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Navegando nesse magnifico YouTube, encontrei mais um vídeo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;que faz lembrar velhos tempos, não que sejam bons antes pelo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;contrário...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Para além disso o vídeo transmite uma mensagem que me &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;lembrou o Estrunfe... um NERD transforma-se no tipo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;porreiro e.... com GAJA!!!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Espero, sinceramente, que o Estrunfe tenha mais bom gosto&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;musical, e não escolher versões japonocas de musicas tipo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;O-Zone e a sua famosa musica "Dragostea Tin Dei" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-3966894900304771148?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/3966894900304771148/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-876300643793034143</id><published>2008-12-10T16:12:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-10T16:15:38.878Z</updated><title type='text'>2 Semanas 1/2...</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST_qsXAJRfI/AAAAAAAAACU/10Wompu91Tc/s1600-h/10122008072.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST_qsXAJRfI/AAAAAAAAACU/10Wompu91Tc/s320/10122008072.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278195336111277554" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;2 semanas e 1/2 para:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;3 computadores desmanchados, 2 displays separados, 1 board encomendada, 1 cartão hi-fi e a anomalia persiste...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Estás em alta Cryme...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-876300643793034143?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/876300643793034143/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=876300643793034143' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/876300643793034143'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST-1A8k0oSI/AAAAAAAAACM/vJdtSUixxu4/s1600-h/1828613_WLnCQ.jpeg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST-1A8k0oSI/AAAAAAAAACM/vJdtSUixxu4/s320/1828613_WLnCQ.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278136316166709538" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-5802474171533162465?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5802474171533162465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST-1A8k0oSI/AAAAAAAAACM/vJdtSUixxu4/s72-c/1828613_WLnCQ.jpeg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-4508335814574537820</id><published>2008-12-09T21:45:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-09T21:48:33.874Z</updated><title type='text'>Ai que nojo...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST7nn0vQ-_I/AAAAAAAAACE/51aaogCWmhk/s1600-h/09122008070.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST7nn0vQ-_I/AAAAAAAAACE/51aaogCWmhk/s400/09122008070.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277910484682603506" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tão a ver aquele pontinho no canto das paredes...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;não é sujo...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;não é bolor...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;não é um pretinho de castigo...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;é uma aranha...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;que nojo!!! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-4508335814574537820?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4508335814574537820/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=4508335814574537820' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/4508335814574537820'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/4508335814574537820'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/ai-que-nojo.html' title='Ai que nojo...'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST7nn0vQ-_I/AAAAAAAAACE/51aaogCWmhk/s72-c/09122008070.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-6046608835797486458</id><published>2008-12-09T21:06:00.003Z</published><updated>2008-12-09T21:07:51.084Z</updated><title type='text'>Tá mal...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a 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Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6046608835797486458'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6046608835797486458'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/t-mal_09.html' title='Tá mal...'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST7d5mvwbsI/AAAAAAAAAB8/YwgwsWZ7Mw4/s72-c/Picture+2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-8568882774601307655</id><published>2008-12-09T19:58:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-09T20:01:51.074Z</updated><title type='text'>Coisas que me irritam II:</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST7OjckTOlI/AAAAAAAAABg/LPqvsdTcDjU/s1600-h/09122008069.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST7OjckTOlI/AAAAAAAAABg/LPqvsdTcDjU/s320/09122008069.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277882921683991122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Retirar com todo o cuidado a saladeira para não bater em lado nenhum, e depois espetar-lhe com o prato em cima.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mas com força...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-8568882774601307655?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/8568882774601307655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=8568882774601307655' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/8568882774601307655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/8568882774601307655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/coisas-que-me-irritam-ii.html' title='Coisas que me irritam II:'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/ST7OjckTOlI/AAAAAAAAABg/LPqvsdTcDjU/s72-c/09122008069.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-6033914810354234254</id><published>2008-12-04T23:56:00.004Z</published><updated>2008-12-05T00:07:43.074Z</updated><title type='text'>O Futuro com o seu CU - Cartão Unico</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Num futuro, não muito distante, será assim que tudo se saberá através do seu CU. Será que teremos um Big Brother?! Por causa de um CU?!!?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Nã, não me cheira, mas a conversa que apanhei na net soou-me muito engraçada, por isso aqui a deixo e pensem seriamente nisto.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Pizza Hut, boa noite!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Boa noite, quero encomendar Pizzas...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Pode-me dar o seu NIN?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente: &lt;/span&gt;Sim, o meu Número de Identificação Nacional é o 6102 1993 8456 5463 2107.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Obrigada, Sr. Lacerda. O seu endereço é na Avenida Paes de Barros, 19, Apartamento 11, e o número do seu telefone é o 21549 4236, certo? O telefone do seu escritório na Liberty Seguros, é o 21 574 52 30 e o seu telemóvel é o 96 266 25 66, correcto?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Como é que conseguiu todas essas informações?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Porque estamos ligados em rede ao Grande Sistema Central.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Ah, sim, é verdade! Quero encomendar duas Pizzas: uma Quatro&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Queijos e outra Calabresa...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Talvez não seja boa ideia...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; O quê...?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Consta na sua ficha médica que o senhor sofre de hipertensão e tem a taxa de colesterol muito alta. Além disso, o seu seguro de vida proíbe categoricamente escolhas perigosas para a saúde.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Claro! Tem razão! O que é que sugere?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Por que é que não experimenta a nossa Pizza Superlight, com&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Tofu e Rabanetes? O senhor vai adorar!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Como é que sabe que vou adorar?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; O senhor consultou a página 'Receitas Gulosas com Soja' da Biblioteca Municipal, no dia 15 de Janeiro, às 14:27 e permaneceu ligado à rede durante 39 minutos. Daí a minha sugestão...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Ok, está bem! Mande-me então duas Pizzas tamanho familiar!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; É a escolha certa para o senhor, a sua esposa e os vossos quatro filhos, pode ter a certeza.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Quanto é?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; São 49,99€.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Quer o número do meu Cartão de Crédito?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Lamento, mas o senhor vai ter que pagar em dinheiro. O limite do seu Cartão de Crédito foi ultrapassado.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Tudo bem. Posso ir ao Multibanco levantar dinheiro antes que chegue a Pizza.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Duvido que consiga. A sua Conta de Depósito à Ordem está com o saldo negativo.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Meta-se na sua vida! Mande-me as Pizzas que eu arranjo o dinheiro. Quando é que entregam?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Estamos um pouco atrasados. Serão entregues em 45 minutos.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Se estiver com muita pressa pode vir buscá-las, se bem que transportar duas Pizzas na moto, não é lá muito aconselhável. Além de ser perigoso...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Mas que história é essa? Como é que sabe que eu vou de moto?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Peço desculpa, mas reparei aqui que não pagou as últimas prestações do carro e ele foi penhorado. Mas a sua moto está paga e então, pensei que fosse utilizá-la.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; ????!!!!!!!:-~****&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Gostaria de pedir-lhe para não ser mal educado... Não se esqueça de que já foi condenado em Julho de 2006 por desacato em público a um Agente da Autoridade&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; (Silêncio)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; Mais alguma coisa?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Não. É só isso... Não. Espere... Não se esqueça dos 2 litros de Coca-Cola que constam na promoção.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; O regulamento da nossa promoção, conforme citado no artigo 095423/12, proíbe a venda de bebidas com açúcar a pessoas diabéticas...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Cliente:&lt;/span&gt; Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Vou atirar-me pela janela!!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;- Telefonista:&lt;/span&gt; E torcer um pé? O senhor mora no rés-do-chão...! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Será que no meio de tanta informação globalizada, saberá o número de preservativos que a malta já comprou?!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-6033914810354234254?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6033914810354234254/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=6033914810354234254' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6033914810354234254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6033914810354234254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/o-futuro-com-o-seu-cu-carto-unico.html' title='O Futuro com o seu CU - Cartão Unico'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-4961480492759186606</id><published>2008-12-03T22:57:00.005Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T23:12:30.686Z</updated><title type='text'>Mais uma desventura!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Na passada semana pude, atrás de viagem de trabalho, dar um passeio em Madrid. Com o frio que estava não foi uma volta grande mas deu para visitar alguns sitíos engraçados e lojas tipícas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Visto ser tão famosos os caramelos de Espanha, entrámos numa loja em que a montra estava repleta, &lt;a href="http://www.caramelospaco.com/"&gt;Caramelos Paco&lt;/a&gt;, e decidimos comprar caramelos e rebuçados que por azar escolhemos sem açucar, conto-vos como aconteceu:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Nós - "Queríamos caramelos de fruta, por favor!"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Empregada de Balcão -  "De azuçar?"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Nós (resposta óbvia, mas fatal) - "Sim, açucar"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;E lá vieram os caramelos de fruta mas sem açucar. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Isto não aconteceu por o espanhol ser fraco mas penso ter sido o frio que nos congelou o cérebro ou então o facto de a língua portuguesa ser traiçoeira.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Aqui está a prova do crime&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/STcRgi3ajnI/AAAAAAAAAA4/AvAo3zK5nsk/s400/naranja.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275704739300544114" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;P.S.: Até os rebuçados do &lt;a href="http://www.hotelhusapaseodelarte.com/en/"&gt;hotel&lt;/a&gt; onde estivémos hospedados eram muito melhor, tinham açucar!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-4961480492759186606?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/4961480492759186606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=4961480492759186606' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/4961480492759186606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/4961480492759186606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/na-passada-semana-pude-atrs-de-viagem.html' title='Mais uma desventura!!!'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/STcRgi3ajnI/AAAAAAAAAA4/AvAo3zK5nsk/s72-c/naranja.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-2499995275380109389</id><published>2008-12-03T14:17:00.003Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T14:22:45.542Z</updated><title type='text'>Azares que não lembram ao DONALD</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:GzMXGNjYdcagNM:http://www.imotion.com.br/imagens/data/media/42/6533donald.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 113px;" src="http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:GzMXGNjYdcagNM:http://www.imotion.com.br/imagens/data/media/42/6533donald.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Há gajos com azar na vida... eu sou um deles!!!&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Logo no mês de Dezembro que o dinheiro dá jeito e eu tinha supostamente recebido uma prémio... adivinhem....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Ah e tal... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Houve um engano e o prémio não era para ti pedimos qeu devolvas os 100€...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Não é ter azar&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-2499995275380109389?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/2499995275380109389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=2499995275380109389' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/2499995275380109389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/2499995275380109389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/h-gajos-com-azar-na-vida.html' title='Azares que não lembram ao DONALD'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-6284623655541395907</id><published>2008-12-03T12:42:00.007Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T12:51:34.347Z</updated><title type='text'>Dores nas costas...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZ_c_BN2FI/AAAAAAAAABI/pRoi05t0s4c/s1600-h/A18-21_L_minicoluna-vertebral-elastica-com-tripe.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 146px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZ_c_BN2FI/AAAAAAAAABI/pRoi05t0s4c/s320/A18-21_L_minicoluna-vertebral-elastica-com-tripe.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275544149440714834" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;                              - No Centro de Saude -&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;"Tenho dores nas costas..." &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;Exames...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Diagnóstico: Hérnia...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Medicação.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                    - Nas Urgências do Amadora Sintra -&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;"Tenho dores nas costas..." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exames...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tem uma Hérnia...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Injecções/medicação ja prescrita...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aguarde consulta do hospital competente com neurocirurgia...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alta hospitalar...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                                        - Em Casa -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dores...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chamada INEM....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hospital com Neurocirurgia de urgência?!?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;São José...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ambulância/Bombeiros...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não servimos São José... a deslocação são 40 euros mais regresso...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...hummmm...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ó Socras, não me fodas pá...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu até concordo com a tua politica de fecho de centros de saude....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas esta situação é parva pá...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se o homem esteve no Amadora-Sintra... se o mandam aguardar pela consulta de neurocirurgia do egas-moniz que demora entre 5 a 15 dias, conforme as urgências, se o homem morre de dores, liga para o INEM que o mandou para a urgência do são José, com que cara é que os bombeiros lhe cobram 40 euros mais regresso?!?!?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;não achas que é estúpido?!?!?!??!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mais valia com as dores atirar-se das escadas e mandar vir mesmo a ambulância do INEM amigo... ao menos era internado e davam-lhe morfina enquanto resolviam essa merda das consultas de urgência que levam 15 dias....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Não me fodas tá?...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Continuamos amigos, mas não me faças mais destas Ok?...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aquele Abraço!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-6284623655541395907?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6284623655541395907/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=6284623655541395907' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-7385432846908697164</id><published>2008-12-03T12:41:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T12:41:49.314Z</updated><title type='text'>Coisas que já me irritam I:</title><content type='html'>A oposição estar sempre do contra.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-7385432846908697164?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7385432846908697164/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=7385432846908697164' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7385432846908697164'/><link 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/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;Resposta: "Não... é um bocado de leite creme!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-3045275633214863098?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/3045275633214863098/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=3045275633214863098' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/3045275633214863098'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/3045275633214863098'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/no-restaurante.html' title='No restaurante:'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-5624167201530997268</id><published>2008-12-03T09:57:00.006Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T12:40:23.208Z</updated><title type='text'>Obrigações...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZYuHAbH7I/AAAAAAAAAA4/s0OtZ6sU_8Q/s1600-h/cp_150anos_01.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 227px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZYuHAbH7I/AAAAAAAAAA4/s0OtZ6sU_8Q/s320/cp_150anos_01.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275501562689167282" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="justify"&gt;Se nos autocarros, metros e comboios existem GUIAS/NORMAS DE CUMPRIMENTO DE UTILIZAÇÃO, que como o nome indica, OBRIGAM os utilizadores a cumprirem com o estipulado, porquê é que há tantos utilizadores a cheirar mal logo pela manhã?...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bonito, bonito era:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pica: "Bilhete e sovaco por favor..."&lt;br /&gt;Utilizador: "Bilhete tenho, mas não troquei de cuecas..."&lt;br /&gt;Pica: "Nesse caso terá de sair na estação a seguir por favor..."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-5624167201530997268?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5624167201530997268/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=5624167201530997268' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5624167201530997268'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5624167201530997268'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/obrigaes.html' title='Obrigações...'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZYuHAbH7I/AAAAAAAAAA4/s0OtZ6sU_8Q/s72-c/cp_150anos_01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-7102263213368823138</id><published>2008-12-03T09:49:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T09:51:54.866Z</updated><title type='text'>ó Diabo...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZWaJDFLGI/AAAAAAAAAAo/JOLNvjURuoQ/s1600-h/International_Court_of_Justice.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 238px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZWaJDFLGI/AAAAAAAAAAo/JOLNvjURuoQ/s320/International_Court_of_Justice.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5275499020616543330" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ele há coisas que me fascinam... ele há coisas que me surpreendem... ele há coisas que não lembram nem ao menino Jesus...&lt;br /&gt;Então não é que o "Junior" americano (vulgo Presidente), assumiu numa entrevista que afinal havia erros na avaliação da ameaça iraquiana?!?!?!?&lt;br /&gt;Ó catano... então mas nesse caso não há motivos válidos para uma invasão a um estado soberano... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...hummmm...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bom... ditaduras há em muito lado e nem por isso há uma acção armada com o intuito de resolve-las...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...hummm...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;então o Junior fez asneira... ASSUMIDA... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...hummm...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nesse caso há uma instância Pária que costuma resolver este tipo de "erros"...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Qualquer coisa Haya, parece-me...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...hummmm...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas os Americanos não o reconhecem... vá-se lá saber porquê... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...hummm....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ora então resumidamente:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Temos uma nação que invade um estado soberano sem motivos há x anos atrás...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Temos uma nação que ocupa indevidamente um estado soberano...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Temos uma nação que impõe um governo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Temos uma nação que mata sem motivos...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Temos uma nação que inflige a morte aos seus próprios filhos num combate sem motivos...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Temos uma nação que subsidia as empresas de um antigo elemento de estado e amigo do junior...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Temos uma nação que assume que errou...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- E não retiram as tropas?!?!?!??!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ó caralho... sou o único a achar que isto é parvo!??!?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;************&lt;br /&gt;Nota:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Se eu fosse americano estava rico... burro, mas rico!!! - &lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-7102263213368823138?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7102263213368823138/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=7102263213368823138' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7102263213368823138'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7102263213368823138'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/diabo.html' title='ó Diabo...'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/STZWaJDFLGI/AAAAAAAAAAo/JOLNvjURuoQ/s72-c/International_Court_of_Justice.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-544885675553817510</id><published>2008-12-02T22:52:00.004Z</published><updated>2008-12-03T09:42:01.866Z</updated><title type='text'>Como ninguém escreve... Aqui vai</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;Este vídeo está demais... aquele puto mais parecia um daqueles americanos do RAP do que Iraquiano.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SbVgbztXl4w&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;Em homenagem aos meus amigos e colegas do &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;Blog, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;em especial ao Pai do Organista &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;os "grandes"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:medium;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-family:'courier new';"&gt;também mandam&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-544885675553817510?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/544885675553817510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=544885675553817510' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/544885675553817510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/544885675553817510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/12/como-ningum-escreve-aqui-vai.html' title='Como ninguém escreve... Aqui vai'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-6269485356043516946</id><published>2008-11-24T23:00:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-11-25T09:54:48.961Z</updated><title type='text'>O nosso 1º Ministro</title><content type='html'>Sim estou a falar do senhor Jose Socrates, aquele senhor que dizia que tinha um canudo mas que afinal nunca o teve, aquele senhor que até tem jeito para a politica, embora eu ache que tinha muito mais mais futuro como comercial, desculpem lá mas acho que o homem tem muito jeito para o negocio, se não vejam bem quantos magalhães não vendeu ele ao chavez? esta certo nós também deixamos lá muito dinheiro investido no petroleo.. Mas este senhor tem tento jeito que não para surgiu agora com a venda de automoveis eletricos, mais um bom negocio. Se bem que anda tudo sem dinheiro, mas eu acho que ele sabe que a subida dos combustiveis vai subir em flecha. Comentarios á parte eu gosto do senhor ministro, porque tem atitude e não se deixa influenciar por terceiros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-a49e301e415341b7" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da49e301e415341b7%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331134900%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D31760C5E7756F62BEBB67B6F8085EEF272274C7E.46196379A69D93141A3DC897849F5D4F5DBD9725%26key%3Dck1&amp;amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da49e301e415341b7%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Db6_XSFEhyhgRqNM75fCOSmONqUQ&amp;amp;autoplay=0&amp;amp;ps=blogger"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Da49e301e415341b7%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331134900%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D31760C5E7756F62BEBB67B6F8085EEF272274C7E.46196379A69D93141A3DC897849F5D4F5DBD9725%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Da49e301e415341b7%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3Db6_XSFEhyhgRqNM75fCOSmONqUQ&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ao menos esta a fazer muito mais que aos dois senhores do psd que passaram antes dele.. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-6269485356043516946?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='enclosure' type='video/mp4' href='http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=a49e301e415341b7&amp;type=video%2Fmp4' length='0'/><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6269485356043516946/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=6269485356043516946' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6269485356043516946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6269485356043516946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/11/o-nosso-1-ministro.html' title='O nosso 1º Ministro'/><author><name>Estrunfe</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03696340607981686940</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dyLuUM9WhtE/SSSII7tjRgI/AAAAAAAAAAM/6u9FmHJkPbg/S220/m_2574.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-5215785684000204287</id><published>2008-11-24T12:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-11-24T12:21:49.800Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='SEAT'/><title type='text'>SEAT e os seus potentes motores</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre; font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;O que eu gosto de anuncios divertidos... principalmente os&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre; font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;censurados!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre; font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Reparem na potência deste veículo, sem sair do sitio obteve&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre; font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;mais sucesso e maior proveito!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre; font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3yuyFK5DtEs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3yuyFK5DtEs&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"   style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:10px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;Já percebo porque é que a SEAT censurou o vídeo: só &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;comprariam o carro se tivesse incluido o KIT especial&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="  white-space: pre;font-family:'Lucida Grande';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style="font-size:small;"&gt;de não arranque.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-5215785684000204287?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5215785684000204287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=5215785684000204287' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5215785684000204287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5215785684000204287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/11/o-que-eu-gosto-de-anuncios-divertidos.html' title='SEAT e os seus potentes motores'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-6981546037137189604</id><published>2008-11-24T11:54:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-11-24T11:59:09.917Z</updated><title type='text'>O nosso Portugal...</title><content type='html'>Há dias em que me sinto uma miséria, confesso... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Porque não tenho dinheiro para a minha Quinta no Alentejo, para a minha "BEA", e para o meu AUDI Q7...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Porque me sinto miserável com a estranha mentalidade Portuguesa...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;... Ou, simplesmente porque acordo de manhã...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sempre que isto me acontece eis o que me põe em forma:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-3506394389164430543&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=true" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Afinal de contas... Sou mesmo Português catano!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(são 70 min, de um bom português e em bom português)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-6981546037137189604?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6981546037137189604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=6981546037137189604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6981546037137189604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6981546037137189604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/11/o-nosso-portugal.html' title='O nosso Portugal...'/><author><name>O Pai do Organista</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08094289966719663027</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4p7pHfSyuWU/SRMiM4xRwjI/AAAAAAAAAAM/0Ec98dZXtxY/S220/Photo+12.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-2475515080804266191</id><published>2008-11-20T21:52:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-11-20T22:15:00.268Z</updated><title type='text'>Byblos - Menos uma empresa inovadora</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Soube-se hoje através do seu único administrador, Américo Areal, o pedido de insolvência da &lt;a href="http://diario.iol.pt/sociedade/livraria-byblos-livros-falencia-cultura-portugal-diario/1015440-4071.html"&gt;Livraria &lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://diario.iol.pt/sociedade/livraria-byblos-livros-falencia-cultura-portugal-diario/1015440-4071.html"&gt;Byblos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://diario.iol.pt/sociedade/livraria-byblos-livros-falencia-cultura-portugal-diario/1015440-4071.html"&gt;.&lt;/a&gt; Esta nem dois anos demorou a fechar, projecto com pernas para andar mas não no nosso Portugal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Uma livraria em Portugal com o espaço que eles tinham... nã; utilização de novas tecnologias que agora também vão ser implementados nos nossos automóveis (RFID)... nã; 150 mil livros para ler... para quê?!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Acima de tudo acho que o maior problema são os leitores, quer dizer, a falta de leitores. Nunca cultivámos o gosto pela leitura nem nunca fomos para uma livraria ou biblioteca apenas ler um livro sossegados... e agora, com outras tecnologias cultiva-se o prazer de jogar ou navegar na NET, nada contra mas fez que com mais um bom projecto ficasse no 1º ano!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Para 2009 iremos ter matriculas que terão tecnologia RFID, interessante observar que uma livraria já a tinha o ano passado mas isto não traz clientes é verdade. 3300 metros quadrados para dispor livros e clientes, pensaram em grande mas escolheram o país errado talvez noutros tenham sucesso.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Por mim também falo, não leio muito ou quase nada, assim sem a "massa" a que se dirige é difícil sobreviver. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Imaginem uma loja de telemóveis onde nem sequer existiria rede?! Ou uma loja de informática numa zona onde gostam mais de ler livros em bibliotecas?! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Devemos admitir que é difícil manter estes negócios assim, mas se mais uma fechou também não será a ultima!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-2475515080804266191?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/2475515080804266191/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=2475515080804266191' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/2475515080804266191'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/2475515080804266191'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/11/byblos-menos-uma-empresa-inovadora.html' title='Byblos - Menos uma empresa inovadora'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-7637865960251707103</id><published>2008-11-20T16:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-11-20T23:07:58.774Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pornografia'/><title type='text'>Anuncio de Promoção Original</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Como promover pornografia na TV pública&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lCIXGYx7PaE&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lCIXGYx7PaE&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Não temos problemas de horários nem precisamos de bolinha vermelha!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Acho que em breve teremos um filme do Sá Leão na TVI a seguir à missa de Domingo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-7637865960251707103?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/7637865960251707103/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=7637865960251707103' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7637865960251707103'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/7637865960251707103'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/11/como-promover-pornografia-na-tv-pblica.html' title='Anuncio de Promoção Original'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-6553943522463546643</id><published>2008-11-20T11:23:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-11-20T21:52:26.167Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='estrunfe'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSVI_jMg0gI/AAAAAAAAAAM/VMxDcBM-DjU/s1600-h/estrunfe.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 184px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSVI_jMg0gI/AAAAAAAAAAM/VMxDcBM-DjU/s200/estrunfe.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270699195523715586" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"  style=" ;font-family:Times;"&gt;&lt;div style="border-top-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-color: initial; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 3px; padding-right: 3px; padding-bottom: 3px; padding-left: 3px; width: auto; font: normal normal normal 100%/normal Georgia, serif; text-align: left; "&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;Para o estrunfe apenas temos duas palavras: PA - LHAÇO....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;para além outras que não enumeramos&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-6553943522463546643?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/6553943522463546643/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=6553943522463546643' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6553943522463546643'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/6553943522463546643'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/11/para-o-estrunfe-apenas-temos-duas_20.html' title=''/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSVI_jMg0gI/AAAAAAAAAAM/VMxDcBM-DjU/s72-c/estrunfe.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-5845795916577312741</id><published>2008-11-19T23:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-11-19T23:30:37.846Z</updated><title type='text'>Pequena Ajuda</title><content type='html'>Espero que vos dê jeito...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: 10px; white-space: pre; "&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ofw0AuYwWqk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ofw0AuYwWqk&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;No meu tempo as explicações eram muito menos "belas"... a evolução dos tempos....&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8473925145420683199-5845795916577312741?l=meteamao.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/feeds/5845795916577312741/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8473925145420683199&amp;postID=5845795916577312741' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5845795916577312741'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8473925145420683199/posts/default/5845795916577312741'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://meteamao.blogspot.com/2008/11/pequena-ajuda.html' title='Pequena Ajuda'/><author><name>Romenian Cryme</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06429342732182958558</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TIC0m_soGis/SSV0tx_otzI/AAAAAAAAAAY/vh1m5SorTXY/S220/Photo+1.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8473925145420683199.post-4020811919901892321</id><published>2008-11-19T09:30:00.001Z</published><updated>2008-11-19T09:30:57.844Z</updated><title type='text'>o estrunfe...</title><content type='html'>o estrunfe não sabe postar, yeeee!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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